Noodleheads are taking over the world. You know whom I mean;
those people we formerly referred to as those whose “elevator doesn’t go to the
top floor.” For example the following
are ACTUAL questions from attendees at a meeting to vote on the possibility of
purchasing an old bowling alley for renovation as a church.
“Don’t you think people will trip in the alley gutters while
walking to their seats?”
“Will I need to wear bowling shoes so I don’t slip on the
lanes getting to my pew?”
“Will kids be allowed to bowl during the church service?”
Key word here people is, RENOVATION!!! Which for noodleheads
means what is presently there will be gone, demolished, repurposed.
If I had been at this meeting…(age has brought me the wisdom
to avoid this kind of event)…after the moderator had stated, with pictures,
over and over how the building was being gutted and remodeled into a church
sanctuary, I would’ve snapped and asked the following questions.
“Will there be drugs (prescription or illegal) handed out to
people who ask ridiculous questions?”
“Will there be cotton candy and beer served during the
sermon?” (I would so attend that
church.)
“Can we reinstate stoning like they did in biblical times?”
“How about a come in
your birthday suit Sunday once a month?”
And since you’re wondering…yes, I was asked to leave a
meeting once for posing those kinds of questions, while the noodleheads got to
stay. So unfair!
Therefore, I feel totally qualified to say that groaning and
growling zombies look pretty good next to babbling noodleheads.
