Read in our local paper about two guys who got in an argument
over who stole coffee filters. One pulled a knife on the other, with a cop
watching from the sidewalk (now that’s what I call bad luck). The moron ended
up in jail and must post $15,000 cash bond and agree to refrain from drinking
or possessing alcohol before being released. I was relieved to read alcohol was
involved; otherwise that assjack would have to admit his family tree hadn’t
forked in a few hundred years.
The story got even better, so hold your jiggly parts, as you
won’t believe where the fight, and theft, occurred ---- on a church
campus. Holy Bible Batman! Stealing and
fighting at church!
The knife-puller said he was smaller than the other guy so
he was forced to pull his knife. However, when the “big” guy saw the knife, he
simply punched the other in the nose. I love it! See knife, insert fist.
Thanks to using a knife this genius may have ten years to
sit in government housing and think about why the saying never bring a knife to a gunfight should also include a fist-fight.
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