Me: Am I hard to be married to?
George: Ahhhhhhh….no honey, you’re a delight.
Me: Was that sarcasm?
George: Never dear. Each moment I spend with you makes my life
better.
Me: I KNOW that was sarcasm.
George: Mind if I ask what brought this up?
Me: Our daughter said the reason you’re cranky is because
you’re married to me.
George: I’M NOT CRANKY!
Me: I thought she was kidding, but then I got thinking.
George: Oh shit.
Me: You have to fix all my tech problems. You call the Internet,
TV, and utility companies when there’s a problem since they all have
restraining orders against me. And I do ask you lots of questions about all
kinds of things.
George: I’m happy to
answer your questions, if I hear them. You just speak so softly sometimes I don’t
hear you.
Me: And I did run over your drill when I put my car in the
garage.
George: I was in the middle of repairing the door opener.
Me: Then I realized I’m always happy and smiling so maybe
you’re right…I am a delight.
George: Every day, honey. Every freaking day.
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